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*ahem* Greetings, readers. Opening transmission 1:E0B, Sector G/8 Subsection #.
But that's enough of that.
May I apologise for the lack of a 'daily update'. There's no schedule at the moment, this being a relatively new blog. I will try and figure out consistant update days. Maybe saturday, that being the least busy day of the week. In any case, since I'm unoriginal, boring and you'll grow bored of me in a few more posts, I've decided to have multiple contributors, specifically my friends, who I'm sure will contribute plentiful things to this place of stuff.
But I regress, digress and address the situation. Well, the situation being that Earth is slowly spinning in circles in a circle around a circle and is a circle itself. Circles, Jim! Everything's *circles*! CIRCLES! This is why I seek refuge in video games. So much squareness. It's comforting, aside from being scary as shit.
\And as such, enjoy the blogness to come as much as the government permits, eat the regulation brain fodder and sit around the metaphorical campfire as we take you on a forgettable ride through time, space and all other things relative. Like sanity.

Prepare to die, Mr. Smith. Oh wait...

Welcome to the Wonderful World of WTF

Hello! Welcome one and welcome all to this humble little slice of internet 3.141592. This blog hosts the insanity of one geek and occasionally his friends- and maybe even some enemies too. Along your merry way, you will no doubt encounter strange and nerdy things- sketches, cartoons, music, coffee, video games, LPs, IRC sessions and maybe a podcast at some point, taking into consideration whether or not our vocalisations are fit for mass consumption. Perhaps you shall encounter some Rule 34. Well, you DID click "I Agree", so you walked right into it. Anyway, if this is your first time visiting the site, wow, either I don't post often or you're actually reading from the start. Who DOES that? Makes about as much sense as a penny farthing made out of Russian orange cubes. That said, please enjoy our Russian orange cubes, be they not constructed in bicycular forms.

So kick off your shoes (and your sanity), open 5,000 tabs so the CIA don't find your toothache, buy our bonds, stocks, shares, cake and low-quality expensive used video tape that's been blanked a million times with powerful magnets by spiders with mental conditions (or men in spider suits with skin conditions), relocate your toilet to your study, keep your arms and legs inside the blog at all times and enjoy the ride! Um, show. Er, words.